OMG
I can't believe this chick is defending the fat movie guy. Didn't he like, just say that Iran didn't do 9/11 or something weird like that? And yeah, my labia are nice and tan, so what? You go, Larry!!
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Dear Larry,
There are not many people who are blessed to have a position such as the one in which you find yourself today. I knew your name from years ago. I knew that if someone was on Larry's show, it was a big deal. That guest would be smart, contributive, and poignant. I would walk away from your interviews, Larry, feeling as if I'd just been let in on a secret dinner conversation. I used to find your questions imaginative, original, and somewhat interesting and clever. Your suspenders, with matching ties... really, that is such a cute idea. It spells class all the way.
Your show used to have movers and shakers on it. Your show was once significant to the American society, as your show was not only entertaining, but educational and provokative as well. What a legacy you had going, Larry! Unheard of! Unprecedented! CNN! YOU! THE FIRST! GOOO LARRY!
Is it true you bumped Michael Moore from your show to interview a celebrity famous for her porn and drunk driving? Really? Remember Michael Moore? He made Farenheit 911? Changed how we Americans viewed the war? Perhaps your manorexia has caused your brain to eat itself, and you don't recall. Or, maybe, CNN is owned by some neo-cons, and the decision wasn't really up to you, it was up to the people who own CNN? Either way, Larry, I am sure you are hitting yourself. I know, I can't imagine if I had to be you and sit there across fom some poptart who's labia has seen more sunshine than Cheney's drunk chrome on a hunting afternoon. I can't imagine what you will have to tell yourself as you prep for that interview in the makeup chair.Just remember, Larry, as history is written, there will be proof spilled everywhere, like ink. The truth will berry-stain: impossible to forget stain... And you know what? I am going to look back at this time, a time when real journalists could have saved us all some grief by reporting truth instead of soaps, and I will laugh and say "Remember how Larry King dumped Michael Moore for Paris Hilton?"
Or maybe I won't. I'll probably have forgotten about you, Larry, and your gossip show. You just became forgettable.
Have a good interview, Larry. I'm off to see SICKO, and try to see about changing this world, not my ratings.
Sincerely,
Hollywood Farmgirl
posted by Tammy, midwestern girl | 26.6.07
OTHER Larry
the one with the shiksa wife with the big... heart. http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2007-04/29158338.jpg
so who's the luckiest larry of them all??
what do they all have in common?
Paris Hilton, the Dancing Israelis, Bill Gates, OJ Simpson, and Larry King?
If you guessed--"they are all Jewish" you are both wrong and an anti-semite!
In fact, they have all been arrested!
http://www.mugshots.com/Celebrity/Larry+King.htm
"The truth will berry stain"
This is a great comment.
OT, I would like to applaud her use of the word "labia" -- all too often the word "vagina" is erroneously employed to refer to the external goods.
Hey, give Larry a break!
He knows what side his bread is buttered on, no? I mean, sheesh, dude and dudets! What percentage of advertising dollars on CNN comes from the Pharmacuetical Industry and Insurance Industry? I mean, c'mon, its not like that would have any influence whatsoever over how guests are invited (or uninvited), do ya think (now don't be so crass)? And besides, how often does an old fart like Larry King get to sit next to a sexy little 20-something poptart? And not just sit next to one, but one who talks about how her labia has seen more sunshine than...ya know...and one who actually delights in an old pervert asking all kinds of pervert questions. Like the OTHER Larry said, who's the luckiest Larry of them all? Like, DUH who's got more sex appeal - big fat Michael Moore or little sexy Paris Hilton? Like DUH! Heck, the old fart might even get Paris Hilton to flash her beaver at him, sending Faux News Bill O'Reilly into a tissy again, pumping up both of their ratings!