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Submitted by Paris Hilton on Wed, 2007-06-27 19:36.

I can't believe this chick is defending the fat movie guy. Didn't he like, just say that Iran didn't do 9/11 or something weird like that? And yeah, my labia are nice and tan, so what? You go, Larry!!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Dear Larry,

There are not many people who are blessed to have a position such as the one in which you find yourself today. I knew your name from years ago. I knew that if someone was on Larry's show, it was a big deal. That guest would be smart, contributive, and poignant. I would walk away from your interviews, Larry, feeling as if I'd just been let in on a secret dinner conversation. I used to find your questions imaginative, original, and somewhat interesting and clever. Your suspenders, with matching ties... really, that is such a cute idea. It spells class all the way.

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