No-Planers' Latest Nutty Claim--"No Plane Hit Building 7"

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No-Planers' Latest Nutty Claim--

"No Plane Hit Building 7"

Controlled Demolition fanatics damage movement with claims that fly in the face of public misconceptions

By Sundry Hicks

Special Correspondent

July 23, 2009 

                                      

                                        Passengers waiting to board... no plane?  Yeah, right! 

(New York City) - Just when many of us thought we had put the specter of the "no planes" disinfo campaign behind us, it appears that the proponents of this clearly absurd line of inquiry have added yet another claim--and this may well be their most bizarre, and damaging, yet.

As 9/11 truth legends like John Albanasal (filmmaker, Everybody's Gotta LIHOP Sometime) continue to line up behind the NYC CAN (VOTE 4 LIHOP) initiative, disinformation artists from the "controlled demolition" wing of the truth movement have apparently decided to derail our progress with fresh new claims that WTC7, the third building to collapse as a result of planes being hijacked by al Qaeda terorrists was not hit by any plane, and that it was intentionally demolished with preplanted explosives.

"Those of us who have been working closely with victims families and first responders to convince them of Bush's role in directing Pakistani intelligence to fund the U.S. trained jihadists in their deadly mission really resent this no-plane crap" says activist Jan Gold.  "As a tireless advocate for the whole truth about Pakistani and Saudi complicity in 9/11 the last thing I need is to have to explain to the families that I have nothing to do with crackpot 'no-plane' theories or holocaust denial."

Gold's concerns are proven valid on the streets of New York, where common folk like Jimmy Blunt react angrily to the claims made by the no-planers.  "I was HERE.  I SAW the planes hit the buildings, and it makes me sick that there are people who WEREN'T here who say building 7 wasn't hit" says Blunt, who applied to the Vicitm's Compensation Fund for reimbursement for his dead extended family who he says lived in an apartment in building 7.  "Did they not see it collapse?  Did Towers 1 and 2 not collapse after being hit by planes?  What's the f***ing mystery here? What, do they also deny the holocaust happened?" he adds, brushing tears away from his eyes and onto the dashboard of his Rolls Royce.

"It would be one thing if the no planers were limited to fringe sites like wtcdemolition.com," opines Arabesque, an expert on disinformation in the truth movement "but alas, we have clowns like David Ray Griffin who just won't stop publishing books that include claims of no-planery at the Pentagon, Shanksville, and building 7.  This is really hurting our chances to connect with people on issues that they care about, like protecting them from the Bush administration's friends in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, and stopping anti-semitism."

Asked if 911blogger.com would continue to give free rein to those insisting on repeating the no-plane canards, that site's censor Reprehensor answered "It's a legitimate concern.  Early on, people weren't quite sure what to make of the various no-plane theories, but now it's increasingly clear that all the claims of no-planes at the Pentagon and WTC7 are being made by COINTELPRO agents to deliberately harm the movement and promote unhelpful and speculative angles like controlled demolition and holocaust denial.  If it keeps up, we'll definitely need to ban certain people from posting anymore."

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gretavo's picture

some of the WTC7 no-planers propaganda

it just makes me sick...


Keenan's picture

"John Albanasal", too funny! Bwahahahaha!

Well, anyone who talks about WTC7 is a no-planer, period! In fact, anybody who even links to anybody who talks about WTC7, or anybody who mentions the name of anyobody who knows somebody who talks about WTC7 IS A NO PLANER! And those people who talk about WTC7 are DESTROYING THE MOVEMENT because, as ArabesBS explained to us in his blog article with those 347 scholarly pages filled with links and stuff, that WTC7 Controlled Demolition Advocates are NO-PLANERS! PERIOD!

Is there a thread where we can dump all this no-planer crap? I think this thread has been hijacked again with that no-planer crap. Casseia, if you need help moderating, let me know. It looks like some users are just here to waste our time and disrupt our progress again. It's so obvious what they are here for. We warned them enough already. I think if you have to press the BAN button here (hint hint hint, casseis), nobody here would complain (we'll make sure to delete any posts from those disinfo types that purport to complain right away).

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Annoymouse's picture

Jessica and Jo Go or is it Jo Go & Jess

thanks for this Onion-style expose.

9-11 Family Guy's picture

how dare you...

...suggest that Jimmy Blunt invented an extended family that lived in building 7. Got any proof? No? Then SHUT UP AND LET THE MAN GRIEVE HOW HE SEES FIT!

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gretavo's picture

family guy, I'm not saying he's LYING...

...I'm saying that as a result of the trauma of losing his extended family he must have become confused about where they lived, because building 7 didn't have any residential apartments.

9-11 Family Guy's picture

SO WHAT?

That doesn't prove that no plane hit building 7, which is what you no-planers say to damage the truth movement I've done so much to build! If you think someone like ME is going to let you do that, you must not know me!

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Lucky Larry's picture

oy, don't forget who the real victim in all this is...

that would be ME. btw, love the pic--gentlemen's night at Runway 69 was my favorite until we had to pull it...

Mossadmed Atta's picture

AHA! So it was YOU, infidel!

You admit you cancelled Gentlemen's night! All that infidel talk about "scheduling conflicts" was a COVER UP!

Posh Israeli's picture

here we are to going again... :(

You are to needing to replace tin foil of your sheihk uniform, conspiranoid assclown!  When Mr. Larry say "pull it" was to referring to "withdrawing troupe of exotic male dancers to safety".  Is obvious to even non-native speakers like me what meant Mr. Larry.

Harley Guy's picture

I remember that night like it was yesterday!

That's when I witnessed those two old queens collapse, first one, then the other--mostly due to cardiac failure because the dancing was just too intense! Then all hell broke loose...

Annoymouse's picture

I think we need a sock puppet for "Diane NYC Activist"...

Who can bring her "science background" to aid the movement and insert some "credibility" on the issue of the collapse, by arguing the minutiae of the collapse hypothesis, like how it wasn't perfectly symmetrical, how the explosive/squib-looking artifacts were just a normal "expected" result of floors getting compressed, how it wasn't perfectly freefall speed, and every other possible nitpicky detail that she can muster with help from the likes of JREF and Chip Berlet because it is important to take seriously the arguments of professional debunkers so that we are more objective and balanced, blah, blah, blah...