Drunken Billionaire To Offer Rich, Fat Tourists Spaceship Rides

With Sir Virgin set to unveil a new mothership in just 18 months, rich, fat tourists could be launched into space for only $200,000 a pop!

Space is 'the final frontier that is so essential to the future of civilisation on this planet', Sir Richard said.

A drunken Sir Richard Branson shows off his new and innovative windowless SpaceShipTwo.
WhiteKnightTwo takes the Virgin Galactic vision to the next level. He said the spaceships would also be able to launch small payloads and satellites into orbit at a relatively low cost. Branson was recently in the headlines a few months back talking about how he's reducing his airlines' carbon footprint. But, one must wonder how flinging a few rich fatties to 50,000 feet for five minutes leads the way towards that goal.
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Take it from Bubbles
Reminds me of this episode of the Trailer Park Boys. Funniest show ever.
I love playing space.
By choice, I haven't had cable or satellite teeve in 18 years. Found out about this the other day:
http://www.surfthechannel.com
They have 43 episodes of trailer park boys. That's all well and good. I'll try to check out some more. However, 97 episodes of Get Smart are probably gonna keep me busy for a while.
Thanks gulu!
Yeah, broadcast 'boob-tube' is bad enough.
Another good one is watch-movies.net. Between the two (along with good ole google search.) you can pretty much watch anything you desire, though I prefer watch-movies.net's interface.
Yes, Gulu! The Trailer Park Boys are super weirdly Great!
This weird, cult-like Canadian comedy gem that has just finished its 6th and final ☹ season. You Yanks have got to see this to believe it. You will pee your pants. These are home movie-style shows shot by a talented production crew which give you a glimpse into the hemp-growing and liquor-filled, brilliant life survival adventures of Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles (who runs a cat day-care center) in their Canadian trailer park in Newfoundland. That glass of rum and coke that Julian is constantly seen with only left his hand once during six seasons. Then there is Randy and Mr. Leahy, and the psycho hand-puppet Conky, well you’ll just have to see it. It’s definitely not Hemingway or Don Giovanni though, that’s fer sure.
i'm old gregg
the mighty boosh ain't bad either. here's a snippet from the legendary old gregg episode. mmmm, bailey's in a boot.
i'm partial to mr. show myself...
therapist
hitler clones
how could i resist?