we've found incontrovertible evidence online about your REAL job, with the CIA, and don't mind telling people about it. Get a load of THIS:

"I knew Gretavo when we were both protesting the war in Iraq (you know, before most truthers today knew a damn thing about 9/11) and he was constantly spying on me and trying to have me killed.  I know this because the letters of his name can be re-arranged to spell out the name of the Belgian secret agent who had previously conducted black ops against me while posing as a Bangladeshi Dunkin Donuts employee.  This person, who we'll call "Duncan" pretended to be in love with me so as to gain my confidence and put drugs in my coffee to make me fall in love with hi--er, with her, and betrayed my trust by reading my secret diaries and collection of cryptic short stories while I creamed my coffee.  I know they did this because similar stories to my own were published in reader's digest under the name of "Ronald Humboldt".  "Ronald Humboldt" is very close in spelling to "Donald Rumpole", a former coworker of mine who used to spread malicious rumors about me at work and harassed me by taking out a restraining order on me after I confronted him on his wedding day.  Where did he meet his wife, you ask?  DUNKIN DONUTS.  The same franchise that Gretavo would offer to get me coffee from when we were both protesting the Iraq War."

We neither know nor care whether any of these allegations are true--they are online so they are fair game.  We will continue to uphold the best principles we enumerate in our mission statement and regardless of what confirmed CIA COINTELPRO operatives like Gretavo say--we do NOT "snitchjacket" or engage in speculative or false accusations.