Breaking: 9/11 Fixer Judge Alvin Hellerstein to Retire

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You heard it here second!

"Jesse M. Furman, of New York, to be U.S. District Judge for the Southern District of New York, vice Alvin K. Hellerstein, retired."

No word on whether he wants to spend more time with his family, travel (i.e. flee to Israel), or just decided he had done enough for the cover-up and it was time to hand off the reins.