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The New Leader of al Quesadilla: He Knows Our Ways

[This FBI announcement uncritically repeated at 911blogger: MIAMI — A suspected al-Qaida operative who lived for more than 15 years in the U.S. has become chief of the terror network's global operations, the FBI says, marking the first time a leader so intimately familiar with American society has been placed in charge of planning attacks.]

He knows how to order at McDonald's. He knows how to ride a two-wheeler. He knows that pushing the elevator button repeatedly makes the elevator come faster, whereas pushing the crosswalk button more than once does nothing. He knows not to go to Costco around lunchtime or on the weekends.

 

What else?

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