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hey now... watch out!

Don't you know Jdl Goon is one tough MF? It's great to see how many people at 911blogger do see through his shtick, but then again he also has his same old supporters like John "TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL" Albanese, who get voted down, and a smattering of conciliatory posters who ever so gently tiptoe around the issue of Gold's credibility while praising "all he's done for the movement". In that same thread you'll find this gem (do your best to read past the first hilarity inducing sentence:)

In his Manhattan lab, Tesla built mechanical vibrators and tested their powers. One experiment got out of hand.

Tesla attached a powerful little vibrator driven by compressed air to a steel pillar. Leaving it there, he went about his business. Meanwhile, down the street, a violent quaking built up, shaking down plaster, bursting plumbing, cracking windows, and breaking heavy machinery off its anchorages.

Tesla’s vibrator had found the resonant frequency of a deep sandy layer of subsoil beneath his building, setting off a small earthquake. Soon Tesla’s own building began to quake. It is reported that just as the police broke into his lab, Tesla was seen smashing the device with a sledge hammer, the only way he could promptly stop it.

In a similar experiment, on an evening walk through the city, Tesla attached a battery powered vibrator, described as being the size of an alarm clock, to the steel framework of a building under construction. He adjusted it to a suitable frequency and set the structure into resonant vibration.

The structure shook, and so did the earth under his feet. Tesla later boasted he could shake down the Empire State Building with such a device. If this claim was not extravagant enough, he went on to say a large-scale resonant vibration was capable of splitting the Earth in half."

Now I don't know about you but if Tesla said he could cause earthquakes I believe him.

Now I don't know about you, but if someone says this guy was attaching vibrators to steel columns in the building he was in, when he was in fact testing the ability of resonant frequencies to cause massive destruction, I believe it, and also that he would calmly go about his business and leave such an experiment unattended because, well, it was just a theory, and theoretical buildings collapsing on top of you are nothing to be afraid of.  And that after the police discover him to be conducting dangerous experiments he still finds himself able to attempt to walk up to a building under construction and attempt to destroy it as well with one of his powerful vibrators.  Jeez, why do demolition companies bother with explosives when they could just order an Anal Intruder™ and set it to match the structure's resonant frequency?  I guess for the same reason that no one takes advantage of Tesla's alleged "free energy"--the New World Order simply will not tolerate it!

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